Sunday, April 17, 2005

DVD Review: Ring of Darkness

Sometimes in life, there is a rare experience of watching a movie you expect to be bad and it turns out to be really good. Alas, this is not one of those moments. As a matter of fact, watching Ring of Darkness doesn't even qualify as a movie watching experience. It's the equivelent of stepping in a pile of dog crap. A really, really big pile. Ryan Starr wasn't good enough for American Idol, but she was a better singer than actor, as she takes lousy acting to the next level. Barely though, as her co-actors try their hardest to de-throne her. Even Adrienne Barbeau can't escape their crappiness, her Swamp Thing role could garnish an oscar compared to this role. The crap that is the plot of this thing is: the world's greatest boy band needs a new lead singer, only they're not just a boy band, they're zombies! At least I think that's what they were supposed to be. Ryan's boyfriend (against his rockin' rollin' attitude!) tries out for the troupe and discovers the ghastly truth. Do not and I repeat, DO NOT watch this crapola! If you do you will die! Ok, maybe not so harsh, but don't say I didn't warn you. This makes Goth look decent. If Ruben Studdard shows up in a horror movie, look out Seacrest, that's all I have to say! 1/2 out of 5 stars. Crap, Crap, Crap!!!

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