Monday, November 06, 2006

DVD Review: Dark Reality

The creators of Dark Reality not only made a movie, but they tapped into a medical phenomenon. They discovered the cure for insomnia! This is possibly the most boring film I've ever had the displeasure of watching. There is no plot, there is no story, the guy on the box cover isn't even in the film! If you've never listened to my reviews in the past, do so now! This is a major crapper. The film is about a few women who get abducted, tortured and held captive by an unknown man. That's it. There's no mystery as to who the guy is, why these particular girls, no cop on the trail, no nothing. The only mystery I can find is...why am I watching this crap?! The film quality is terrible. It's grainier than a bag of whole-wheat bread! Plus, all the close-ups and over-the-cheek shots are enough to send you over the edge. The Reality of this situation certainly is Dark! 0 out of *****. I would give it negative points if I could!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

At your wife's suggestion, we'd like to reccommend a few lesser-known German horror films that you might consider reviewing:

Nekromatik and Nekromantik 2
Der Todesking
Timo Rose's Mutation trilogy
Burning Moon
The Legend of Moonlight Mountain
Dungeon of Evil
Rigor Mortis: The Final Colors

If you watch or review any of them, let us know what you think!

~ the BARRICADE crew

PS. We signed up for an account just to make this post! When our DVD comes out, consider reviewing that too! ;)